As you know we cater for all tastes on this 'ere ole blog and we've decided that today we'd give all you high brow literary types the chance to strut your stuff on the world stage! Because today it's Quiz Quotations time and we want to know if you brainboxes can tell your literary swedes from your turnips. All you have to do is to match the correct quotation to the genius it coined it and you could be the lucky winner of a half-priced pint of Tuborg down the Beggars with yours truly! All you have to do match the words to the pen of the respective literary heavy hitter. Is it James Joyce, author of Finnegan's Wake and many other works of great depth notoriety or is his sparring partner for the day and worthy heir to his throne, one half of the legendary Ronaldian duo, the inimitable Ronnie Barker. So folks dust down those cerebrums now and get stuck in!

1. "How about Chickens? Darles Chickens. One of the most nipping grovelists."

Ronnie Barker James Joyce

2. "So post that to your pape and smarket."

Ronnie Barker James Joyce

3. "... and mick your modest mock Pie out of Humbles up your end."

Ronnie Barker James Joyce

4. "I'm stequently made a laughing frock."

Ronnie B. James Joyce

5. "How about the complete shirks of Wakespeare. Or a book of poetry by Kelly or Sheets?"

Ronnie Barker James Joyce

6. "Well, of course, it's awful angelous. Still I don't feel it's so dangelous,"

Ronnie Barker James Joyce

7. "... worse when your weirds get all muxed up and come out in wuck a say, that you dick kock what you're thugging abing."

Ronnie Barker James Joyce

8. "Singing the top line why it suits me mickey fine."

Ronnie Barker James Joyce

9. "... this is Barke, this is Starn, this is Swhipt, this is Wiles, this is Pshaw"

Ronnie Barker James Joyce

10. "When the shun is signing and the twirds are bittering, how wonderful it is to rip out and pick a few noses."

Ronnie Barker James Joyce